Scheduled maintenance
The ops team is already praying. Light some incense, make an offering, and the rack will hum again shortly.
Down for 00:00
Clearing cache and karma…
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How a vigil works
Name it after what is down, or let the rack name it. It is ready in one click, with no account and nothing to install.
It unfurls in Slack, Teams or Discord with who is praying and how long you have been down. Everyone who opens it kneels at the same altar.
Incense, bowl, bows, offerings and prayers, live. When the servers return, press They’re back: the shrine files the vigil and hands you the card to post.
Rituals
Write what happened and burn it in the censer. The words never leave your browser; the room only learns that a confession was burned. Blameless, with a flame.
An omikuji for engineers: five levels from Great blessing to Great curse, with a line about the deploy, the night on call and plain luck. One per vigil.
Three or more people bowing within four seconds earn the room a peal of bells and bonus karma. The shrine counts it, so nobody can fake it alone.
Needs a teamEvery vigil survived hangs a paper lantern above the altar. Karma grows the shrine itself: a torii gate, a lucky cat on the table, a golden censer.
Made for the incident channel
?tv=1 and the altar fills the wall with the timer and a QR code to kneel.?title=…&eta=… is a status page people enjoy refreshing.Right now, across every shrine
No accounts. Nothing stored but the altar. Free and open source.
One slip per vigil. The box is shaken, the stick is drawn, the paper is read.
